A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

John Summers • Contributor

Nov 2, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

How much coffee is too much coffee? This question has been bothering me ever since I bought my new coffee machine, and I have been, let's say, misusing it. Well, I've asked Google several times, "How much coffee is too much coffee?" and as it turns out—it's a lot! Like, really a lot. You'd probably die from drinking too many fluids before you'd die from the caffeine. To give you another indication of my obsession with coffee: I once worked at a coffee shop, and during my shifts, I would munch on roasted coffee beans like they were M&Ms. The owner was not happy.

So, if you're worried that you're consuming too much coffee—don't be! Life is too short to give up the one thing that makes you a passable member of society. And if you drink enough of it, time will seem to slow down, and you can enjoy a longer life... relatively speaking.